So, either a robber broke into my house (which wouldn't be very hard considering my suburban security techniques) and stole my bulk-sized box of Oreos.....or I'm totally losing my mind...But I've TOTALLY, ACTUALLY, literally, LOST MY COOKIES! And I've been looking all week to find them.
I guess this is what Alannis Morrisette would call ironic. See, I grew up on the off-brand Oreos--the ones that Adam's family called "50 cent" cookies, but my family called them (more accurately), "Yuck-o" cookies. And those were pretty much the only kind of store bought treats that we ever had. Even though I can't stomach even one of those cheap alternative brand cookies anymore, it still feels like a total splurge to buy the actual, original Oreos.
So, on one of the few times that I get a big box, apparently I've put it somewhere in the house that was such a good hiding place that I've totally hidden it from myself
....and believe me, I've been looking
....especially when it gets to be like 3:30 in the afternoon
....or 10:30 at night.
Or else, one of my kids has already beat me to finding the box.